suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

tirednes:

ost-kreuz:

love u

Meredith is the best

tirednes:

ost-kreuz:

love u

Meredith is the best

drughie:

do you ever just want someone to come over and lay on the floor with you for a while

#me

trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

#omg

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you