relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
Meredith is the best
*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*
do you ever just want someone to come over and lay on the floor with you for a while
Complimenting an artistic friend’s work
and my snacks
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you